Borrow that left-hand-side title trick from Steve Losh.
Install a FreeNAS server. (Mike mentioned old Infrant ReadyNAS and QNAP.)
Blog about the dream on vacation: “You are not wanted here. Go away.” Mention favorite songs? Peaches? Rest for Wicked? Or maybe, “The cameras want to see it.”
Location Service
Need to compare Geoloqi vs. OpenPaths. An interesting iPhone app is Abvio. (Example map.)
Optimize writes. (Maybe copy original file, then open copy with w+?)